Even though my ticket was paid for -- with two slices of pizza, popcorn, nachos and two drinks at a theatre across the street from my condo -- when the credits rolled, I *STILL* felt ripped off. GI Joe was complete with terrible acting, an equally awful storyline, and clearly green-screened sets; not to mention CG worse than Dune 2!!! If it weren't for Sienna Miller (I love her) and Rachel Nichols (I also love her) this movie would score a 0 out of 10. Instead it receives a 0.5 out of 10. Good work ladies, good work! Here is a list of things I'd rather do than watch GI Joe again: - Praying the rosary... all mysteries... while kneeling... on rice... - Volunteering with H1N1 infected lepers in Mexico City - Having lunch with Ben Stein - Eating hardcore Indian food in my new car with the windows rolled up - Shot gunning cans of Vienna sausages and chasing with warm cans of Red Bull Above: Sienna Miller. "Hola Senorita!!!" Tags: gi joe rise of the cobra movie sienna miller rachel nichols
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On Sunday, Y E Yang came from behind to beat Tiger Woods for the 2009 PGA Championship. Coincidentally, a couple of the guys and I hit the local driving range. Chin: "Nah, I'm not Korean?" Maybe I'm a jerk, but I found that hilarious. Remind's me of Chappelle's bit on Do I look Chinese? What wasn't hilarious was Chin's intentional lack of taping my Ryan Howard golf swing: Tags: andy bathgate driving range golf 2009 pga championship y e yang tiger woods racism philipino korean
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There aren't many Saturday nights that I find myself at home alone. This past Saturday was no different. The options? Dinner with a smoking hot model-type girl and/or hitting a trendy downtown lounge with friends.
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Saw District 9 tonight. It was unlike *anything* that I have ever seen before! Incredible.
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Was on MSN earlier tonight. This convo made me laugh:
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Aren't jumping pictures fun?
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Ever run into a girl wearing a tiara with a rubber penis stuck to it? I did, last night.
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Yes, it's March 21st -- however -- the Christmas lights will stay up and stay on. They have been running straight since November 2008.
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In Soulja Boy's new song, Kiss me through the Phone, he tells his girl to call him at six-seven-eight-triple-nine-eight-two-one-two.
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Never call me for help, especially if your name is Ruby and your car happened to die across the street from my place, as in I can see you from my balcony!
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Unless there's a brand new Ferrari 430 with a giant bow on your driveway, no one really like surprises. That's why you use protection.
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Q: Why haven't you updated your blog in over a month?
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"Can I help you?" the sandwich maker asks the third and last in our group. NEVER, EVER tell a storekeeper you're ballin'. That's like writing a blank cheque. One sandwich later, no drink, $18. He ordered an extra slice of cheese and it brought the total to $20. Long live the Big Ballin' Sub! FOOLISH. Tags: subway mr sub sandwich custom ballin balling rich wealthy foolish club drunk
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Thanks to everyone's wacky travel schedule, my friends and I are having our annual Christmas party tonight, January 31, thirty seven days after schedule. Everyone brings a present to the party, their names are thrown into a hat and drawn for order of selection. In 2008 we will continue with our veto rule. If you bring a present to the pool, and it sucks, it can be "veto'd."Let's say you contribute an MP3 player. Should they be cheated by the appeal value of your gift, whoever opens it has the right to call a vote in which people will determine wether or not your gift is crappy. If it is, the gift you selected (or future pick) from the pool goes to the person who chose yours, you get get your shitty gift back, and you have to get the F-out. Simple. Thanks to rules like this, the prizes get better year after year. In 2007 I scored a Logitech Harmony. A Nintendo DS Lite in 2006. You get the point. We figure that by the time 2020 comes around someone will be giving away a car: "Hey look, I got a 2020 Hyundai Accent." Come strong, or don't come at all. I'm also looking forward to the annual punkie awards. There aren't many categories up for grabs in 2008, but they're always a laugh. Does anyone remember the "Talib Kweli Home Cleaning Gift Certificate" that was awarded to the messiest bachelor pad? The videos are just classic. Good times! Here's hoping I don't win another stupid Chinese Fortune Cat. Tags: secret santa bad santa christmas gifts presents nintendo ds christmas party party ideas antics pranks talib kweli hyundai accent
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This past weekend me zoomed down to Detroit for our annual trip to the North American International Auto Show.
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