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Vote for Otto Cassanova!

So how many of you have actually heard of the Green Party? Raise your hands. No really, how many? Wow, I must really be out of the loop.

For the past few weeks I have been driving by a large sign that says "Vote for Otto Casanova - Green Party of Canada."

All this time I've been saying to myself, "Wow, will you look at that? The legalize Marijuana Party has a really politically correct name."

Boy was I ever wrong! With a name like Otto and all, who would've known? Turns out the Green Party of Canada (www.greenparty.ca) is a political group with an enivornmental concious - you know: Kyoto, recylcing and some other greenhouse effect sort of non-sense.

And that got me thinking: If I was stuck between two picks, who would I vote for? A bunch of tinkerbell fairy enivornmentalists or a bunch of dumbass stoners. That's a tough one! It really is.

I know you must think I'm crazy. Who on earth would want to see a bunch of pot-heads in parliment? But imagine if we had a bunch of United Colours of Benneton tree huggers running our affairs? All our factories would be closed. Forget about the exports of natural resources, it'd be Planet of the Apes all over again -- quick get me a passport to Somalia.

On the flip side, the Marijuan party would be such an international disgrace! I can only imagine their lazy ass antics. I mean their ghetto website, www.marijuanaparty.com, is STILL under-construction -- which is terrible considering there is an election going on right now!

They'd show up to United Nations meetings in their Tony Hawk T-shirts, all high, stuffing their faces with Doritos. Suddenly the mainstream voting choices of the Devil (Stephen Harper and his Canadian Conservative Party) and a bunch of thieves whol steal from tax payers (Paul Martin and the Liberal Party) don't seem so bad at all.

Anyway, I'm going on a tangent here.

The point is don't vote for the Green Party, and don't vote for the Marijuana Party (yes Mikey and Dr.T, that means you!). Whoever you vote for this time around -- make sure they keep gas prices low.

The Dodge Charger that I've been rolling around in has been costing me $25 a day (or more) in gas!

There are 4 comments:

At 9:53 AM, Anonymous chinchin said...

wow, shaun's voting NDP? noooooooooooooooooo way!

At 9:46 PM, Anonymous e-Karl said...

u gotta wonder about a name like Otto Casanove.. thats almost a porn name.. WTF?

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