Shady Cafeteria Food
The cafeteria at my office is just horrible! I don't know how on earth a corporate kitchen services company can fail at making so many different types of foods. I hear people bitch and complain about how the lasagne taste like corpses from the catacombs, or how rotten the vegetable stir fry is. That's the least of your worries!
You should know that you've got serious problems when your cafe seems to screw up even the simplest of orders: A toasted bagel with cream cheese. They're so bad, that they even screw up Jamaican beef patties! Who screws those up? My grandfather, frail and 94 years old, who never cooked a day in his life could cook those -- an impressive feat considering he once tried to fry and egg... with no oil!
Anyhow, take a look at today's menu. They finally decided to actually describe what they're actually serving:
Incase you missed that, here's a closer look:
I've always been telling the caf ladies "Yo this ain't chicken in this wrap, it tastes like crap b!" -- I guess I was right!
On a funny side note, my co-workers tend to think that the contents of the meat dishes are mainly cat. See, some people are grossed out by that, but not me. I don't have a problem with that. I love eating p....... *yes, insert fog-horn sound here*
Thanks to KL for pointing today's menu out!
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