Is there anything worse than a flat tire?
Well, yes. Being a male and getting pregnant from drinking volcanic water edges it by just a tiny bit -- but -- flat tires, they're a close second. Ugh, annoying!
It's not so bad for women, because once us guys see ya'll, we'll slow down and help. Even if we're all dressed up and clean, it's just what we do; with exception for fat / nasty girls. I won't even stop. And if I happened to slow down by accident, I'll slam on the gas. Yeah, why would I stop, really? I got better things to do with my day.
Thankfully no men stopped to help me out. *phew* The only sucky part? This flat happened to be caused by a piece of a tree branch, in a part of the tire that's completely un-patchable. Damn you trees! You cost me $250.00 for a new tire...
In retaliation, I will be cutting down twelve trees. Let this be a lesson to all you trees!
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