Wait a second... Who is this chick? And how is she on my camera?
Doesn't matter -- she's hot! (And my belt is undone -- wtf?-- "Here's my business card..." laugh)
Just wanted to drop a special shout out to my friends for taking me out for my birthday last night -- that was really nice! Thank you for force feeding me disgusting-ass shots, fully knowing tht I have a presentation in front of HUGE new clients at 8:30am this morning! See what I mean about me being a corporate bum?
No worries though -- thanks to almost 2 litres of Gatorade (the miraculous anti-hangover juice), I'm perfectly fine this morning. To all the doubters -- "Fuck you son!"
I know that a few of you still have birthdays on the horizon, so I've put aside a special "payback" fund. I can't wait -- you guys are getting it ten times worse. Payback is a bitch.
A special happy birthday to Miss Blonde Romania 2004 from the "ballet" -- she told me today was her birthday! Laugh.
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