With all the hate I've been getting over my Why Thinkpads OWN Mac Powerbook Pros video I decided to leave this clip out of my IKEA video...
... if that's the case. I'm never going to IKEA with just guys. Need help carrying something? F-it, I don't need help that bad. I'll struggle. I'm good. Thanks!
Mind you, not taking males (or female) friends with you to IKEA is always a good idea. That way you don't have to be worried about your friends calling you a cock blocker. Why? IKEA is a super easy place to pick up women.
Girl in line in front of me (to cashier): "Will this fit in a car?"
Cashier: "I'm not sure. We offer a delivery service..."
Girl: "Oh, well, uhh, I'll just take it to my car and see if it fits."
Me: "How are you going to take that to your car if you can barely push the cart? Need a hand?"
Girl: "Oh do I ever..."
... fast forward 40 minutes, and I'm at her place and she's cooking *ME* dinner. Voila!
Too bad she was older *sigh* she was sexy (but that was a given right?)
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