I feel like dancing? WTF?
Alright, first of all, I must point this out:
Yesterday, I decided to write something heartfelt and emotional, but all you mofo's turned it into a mockery! Have a little respect, you heathens.
With that said, that was my first and last emotional piece. And just out of spite, the next person who drops a "Why don't you ever write anything emotional or personal on your blog?" is getting a kick. Yes, even if you are a girl!
... although, don't hold me to that fighting a girl thing. I'm a sucker for treating women right. I've always said if some girl randomly bit me I'd punch her out -- and sure enough some random (but hot) girl BIT me the other day. I didn't even know her, but she bit me while sharing a cab downtown. What the hell?
Kinky? Who knows? That's not the important part. The important part is I that I never punched her out like I always said I would! She could've been a vampire!
Secondly. I was informed that SOMEONE (no names, actually screw it, Eva!) from my office obtained a picture of me dressed as the Grinch and sliced me into a Scissor Sisters video. What the hell?
If you want a good laugh (at my expense) I strongly urge you to click here.
On that note: Dear Miss Eva, I know you made this ridiculous video. You think you're safe in Montreal? Surprise, you're not! I'm flying out there in a couple weeks... So you know what that means? I have a few weeks to start planning *grin*
... so unless you want me to seek revenge with a truly outrageous prank, I suggest you apologize and take me to the Montreal richboy restaurant of my choice. In this case, I want to go Queue De Cheval!
(Ok, so I found the dancing Shaun grinch to be funny!)
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