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Getting Lucky...

At some point during the weeked I found myself in a casino. It was a busy night and the slot machines were rammed! We walked the crowded ailses until we found a few slut machines.

Yes, slut machines. There were a few machines themed with half-naked women in provacative poses...



... the blue hairs were staying clear, so I figured what's the worst that could happen? I'd lose money? Maybe pick something up that's curable with an anti-biotic? So I slipped in a $20, pressed the bet max button and DING, DING, DING!!!

"Hey look, the she's putting out..." I yelled to my date a few machines down.

Of course in true Shaun-fashion, I was unaware that an older lady had stood beside me to see why my machine was moaning and playing the Wild Thing song). She was not impressed.

Whatever, turned out to be a fantastic night.

Later that evening, we met an older gent who's machine spit out $4500. I chatted with him for a minute and gave him *props* for his tidy win. He responded "Well I was down to my last $100. Pretty bad considering I won $9000 last night..."

I wish *I* won $4500...

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At 10:52 AM, Blogger Walter said...

Keep the great work on the blog, the posts are entertaining, and I'm enjoying the heavy sense of humor they're written in.

-Walter

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger Shaun said...

Thanks Walter!

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Oberon said...

......slut machine.....that's funny.....i finally gave up and bought my own slut machine.....now i gamble for free!

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Shaun said...

Oberon! Too funny! That's a pretty could idea, buying your own machine. I'd lvoe to have one set up at home, just for fun when people come over -- just need to turn the annoying sounds off!

 

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