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What's your router's name?

Most people give their wireless router a name. But people, come'on. What's with all the ridiculously pathetic names?

Whenever I search for a WiFi connection, I *always* come across SSIDs such as "Pookie" or "Fluffy." That's not as bad as the totally creativeless drones who use their last name. Give me a break!

Here is a list of public-broadcast router connection names in and around my condo unit area...



Baker-Family? Who are those guys? Get the hell out of here. Seriously.

What's mine? BlackBriar of course! Although, I really miss my old router name: Ze_Germans...



So, what's YOUR router's name?


... and still wondering about what BlackBriar is? Here's a clue:

Noah Wilson: "Noah Wilson"

Matt Damon: "This is Jason Bourne"

Noah Wilson: "I was wondering when you would make this call. Perhaps we could arrange a meeting?"

Matt Damon: "Where are you now?"

Noah Wilson: "I'm sitting in my office..."

Matt Damon: "I doubt that..."

Noah Wilson: "Why would you doubt that?"

Matt Damon: "If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face!"

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There are 13 comments:



At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zis is not fani, kos ol nju zis jutjub pfideo olreddi.
Btw se nehm of mei ruter is Krabbenfischer. Is zis fani enaf?

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Lil Lex said...

Bourne Ultimatum fanboys for life!

 
At 11:51 PM, Blogger Rubex Cube said...

"Legend" of course!

We've got hongkong, Wagner and khans1 in our hood....hehe

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger R2K said...

I call mine Hal 9000

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger Shaun said...

Anonymous: You named your router Shrimp Fishermen? Interesting I guess... Forest Gump fan I take it?

Lex: "Do you get the headaches? I get terrible headaches!"

Ruby: Legend! Ha! It'd be funny if HongKong was owned by browns .. and khans1 was owned by Chinese. Y'know?

R2K: Nice! Old school...

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Amber said...

I was dumb and let a friend name it, he set it up for me. Ipoodmyself... bastard... I'll get him....

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger Shaun said...

Amber...

Type 192.168.1.1 into your browser and it'll take you to your router's console -- you'll need the password but once you've got it, you can change the name. Easy? See? :

 
At 4:06 PM, Anonymous Taters said...

haha, i was selling my internet to my neighbors, and my mom didn't know it

when she found out, she had me change the ssid, (as if that would fix it)

she decided "Stay the F**k off"(although uncensored) was the best way to do it

that stayed for a week, till i got tired of typing it, so i finally changed it to "TaterLink" as taters is my online name, and i thought that was fitting :)

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Shaun said...

That's awesome! Especially the SELLING part - hilarious! *props*

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger lalalaLand said...

I named mine "Godzilla lives near" because I often listened to my neighbors tromping around at 3 in the morning through my walls and ceiling. But since I've moved and my neighbors are quiet it's time for a new name.

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hermes (Greek messenger to the gods)

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my fav, "Virus_Detected".....

 
At 12:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not Used for Porn"

 

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