Oh Punk

I kissed a girl and I liked it...

While walking through the mall, I couldn't help but over hear the conversation of two teenage boys...

Kid 1: If you could bang any celebrity, who would you bang?
Kid 2:
Katy Perry
Kid 1: Me too!

I've heard her music, but had no clue what she looked like. I punched "Katy Perry" into images.google.com and voila. This was the first pic:

Now these kids could have their go at any celebrity and they picked her? Uhhh, that's a pass. Pass as in fail.

I mean she's holding a knife! A knife! No guy in his right mind would "bang" any chick holding a knife (or who had pictures of her holding a knife).

I needed further input on this Katy Perry. A woman's point-of-vew. So, I jumped on Facebizzle and noticed a few girls online. I fired them the link to the above and asked for their thoughts on the picture. The replies?

"She has really nice hair..." and "That's a cute top!"

That's a cute top? Are you kidding me? You can't even see it. I'll tell you what you can see: A knife. Apparently the knife is invisible to women.

In conclusion this is probably why most women get mugged by knife wielding bandits...

"OMG Mr. Strange man, are you trying to rob me? You have a knife? Oh dear. Where did the knife come from? Ohhh, you know what? I was just so mesmerized by your Banana Republic 3/4 Cashmere blend jacket, I just didn't notice the knife. Silly me. Did you get it on sale or from the outlet? Anyhow, my PIN to my debit card is..."


There are 3 comments:

At 9:39 PM, Blogger Rubex Cube said...

OMFG I can't believe you actually posted that shit! Your gonna get mugged just watch!

At 10:03 PM, Anonymous e-Karl said...

um... see this:


nuff said.

At 12:00 AM, Blogger Shaun said...

Alright, I think I just changed my mind!!!


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